This is the first thing I heard at 5 am today by some South Philly trash outside my apartment. Why are you so angry this early? Who are you on the phone with at 5 am!? And don’t use the word “yous” because it’s not real english!
1. I’ve reached that point in my life where I wake up early and go to work, go for a jog when I get home, make dinner, watch tv/listen to music and then go to bed by 10:00 pm. I’m officially an adult and it’s boring as fuck.
2. While on my jog today I did a good deed! There was a boy who let his ball roll out into the road so I stopped and got it for him…. sometimes I am nice :)
3. I’d really like for someone to take me on a date.